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Aug. 23rd, 2009

I needz a magik ward plese.

Jul. 30th, 2009

Peggy found her Dictaquill!

[Warded to Mr. Avery and Seonag]
Seonag and I, we got the Alice lady. Except, we accidentally ate her all up. There's a foot left if you want it.

Sorry Mister.


[Ward cast by Fenrir Greyback]

Jun. 6th, 2009

Peggy seize cumoshun. Beeg krowdz owtsid sum bildin. Peepl say terirists and hostiges. Wun nice ladee sayz lots ov Orrs and Hitwizards ar insid.

Meybee fiting. Peggy wil vollunteir for kleen up. Be a gud sitizen. Mak lots ov Galeons. And eet a gud meal. Peggy is in the moood four hart.

I hope evrythin is al rite.

May. 12th, 2009

[Private]
Peggy is glad she doesn't have to be at that stupid castle anymore. Ruining her business.


Whoops I forgot my own birthday. On the third, it was. At this age birthdays don't matter much anymore too much. Don't even think I can count high enough to know my age, as a matter of fact.

Maybe that was the day I found the arm in the rubbish bin though at Hogwarts. That was a nice surprise. Only a wee bit withered.


Private wards are hag-magic

Apr. 17th, 2009

This is not fare.

terirists tearirists terrorists Bad guys put Peggy outs of a job twoday. Now how duze this pore old womin eat? How duze she pai four her houze? Wot ov old Mathilda out of a job? How duze she fed her cildrin? mabee I kan eets them.

I em hungree. an I mesplased mi quill. Twoday is a bad day.

Mar. 1st, 2009

How many days until the equinox? I need spring.

[Private]
Ha ha ha Peggy is so amused by this all. Fenrir read us his speech again and told us all about the thick people who believe him. This will be so good for us.

I wants fresh meat. Off the bone like I couldn't have at that blasted house. Stupid house. It ate Clara maybe.


[Private wards are hag-magic]

Jan. 24th, 2009

Peggy is not too fond of some of these posters around Diagon Alley.

[Private]
I wesh I hid knew Clara was mebee kiling an eetin sumwon twonite. I wud ask fer a livre. No I am just a-sitin here in the Leaky eetin a cow livre an not reel human one.

Rats.

[Private wards are hag-magic]

Jan. 2nd, 2009

I am full.

Dec. 27th, 2008

Muggle hunting? I hope this will pass and include us other magical beings as well. Not quite fair if wizards can hunt for sport but us who need to eat live flesh to live can't. Forced to live on birds or cold dead flesh, we are, and it's not fair.

[DEs and Supporters]

If this bill passes and you need any muggle hunting equipment, you just let Peggy O'Nell know. I have clubs, ear daggers, goedendags, caltrops, plançon à picots, francesca, bills, guisarmes, cutlasses and even man catchers. Most are cursed or have extra spikes and barbs especially for muggles. If Peggy doesn't have it, Peggy can get it for you.

[Ward cast by Mathilda at Body Parts, Inc]

Dec. 9th, 2008

Claira you luk lik a cild. I em humgree


I heer sew miny cildrin hav dragginpoks kan I eet thm if they die?

Dec. 5th, 2008

Jak and Jill went up the hil
to fech a pale of woter
Jak fill down and BROK HIS NECK.
And Jil died shurtly after.

[Dark Army]

Vampyers I kneed a fourarm fore Mathelda et Boody Parts bfore tomorow. Kan anione git me one? I kan pay you. I had won but I eated it.



[Ward cast by Mathilda at Body Parts, Inc]

Sep. 15th, 2008

Peggy O'Nell )